Month: January 2004


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    Good orbit, sports fans!


    Today, Blogbat has something very tasty and delightfully squishy! "What, pray-tell do you mean?", you say. I mean of course the tasty not-so-trifle truffles of sweet international vindication, served up as always with a swirling glass of French whine....


     


    Village of the Damned


     


     



     


     


     


     


    Iraq Bribed Major War Opponents



     


      


    Explosive news offers evidence of Iraqi oil as at least partial reason for the multi-nation axis aligned against the Coalition invasion of Iraq and subsequent overthrow of dictator Saddam Hussein, according to documents from the former dictator’s Ministry of Oil. The report was made public by Al Mada, an Iraqi newspaper. This report, the UPI says, goes on to name several countries and powerful interests such as paramilitary and political organizations, corporations and individuals internationally as recipients of oil-for-policy bribes offered by Saddam to at least 46 parties. Said to be involved are government officials in:


     


    FRANCE


    RUSSIA


    CHINA


    AUSTRIA


    SYRIA


    SUDAN


    TURKEY


    JORDAN


    The UAE


     


    Others mentioned in the article include


     


    The Communist Party of Russia


    The Palestine Liberation Organization


    The Congress Party of India


     


    The report helps to further flesh out rumors of such corruption and conflicts of interest, which abounded when most notably, France and Russia stood in opposition to U.S intervention in Iraq. But ever more nefarious when one remembers that both French, Russian and Chinese arms and supplies were being ferreted to Saddam’s regime during the time that hostilities with the U.S were imminent and a U.N. ban on such arms sales was in place. While it is no surprise and no new development having China and Russia advise and support strategically America’s enemy combatants, it most certainly catches Jacques Chirac’s France among some mighty intriguing bedfellows. (This as France this week was reported to be pushing for the lifting of all EU export bans to China.)


     


    The notable holdout? Germany, of course. But Blogbat would be very impressed indeed if Berlin escapes unnamed in future documents.


     


     


     


    Smashing Commute!


     


    Today saw its share of accidents during the drive to and fro. At left, an overturned SUV lays on its side by a pile of broken glass at this intersection this evening. One can only hope the occupants were bodily unharmed. The vehicle looked to be in fairly good shape so it is easy to imagine those who were wearing seatbelts are in good shape tonight, as well.


     


    Blogbat wonders, “Now what if this had been one of the pregnant roller skates the Kennedy’s, Gore’s and others on the Left think you should drive (even as they continue to drive large, safe, luxury cars)?”  Something to ponder.


     


    Accidents are rather uncommon on this road, so it was a surprise to see the one above or the one this morning not too far away (at right). It is my theory that because it snowed, regardless of the fact it did not stick, Tennesseans are convinced roads are more treacherous than ever and as such, drive with more abandon.


     


    Tomorrow Blogbat plans on taking his helicopter as his means about town in order to avoid the insanity that seems to typically only show itself around full-moon phases.


     


    -Blogbat 


     


     


    OKAY! So sticking to my day job: Here's some of what went down today...


     


    1. Got a Starbuck's Frap


    2. Let the dog out. (yes, I did it, "woof, woof woof") 


    3. Went to Work


    4. Came Home


    5. Began this blog


    6.Here I am, wasn't that fun?


     


    *special appearence by Jacques- "the Frog"-Bat


     


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    "Give me ambiguity...or give me something else."


    ...There's more, but Blogbat thinks that for every new leaf that is immediately turned over, there remains yet half a new leaf that goes wasted (not a drinking joke, though it could be)...


     


     


    The daily Poo


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  •                                  Notes From the


    Garden Journal


     


    "Two things I have not seemed to grow tired of this past week:


    More Mars Photos and Howard the Dean's ever-famous 'ARRRGGGHHHHHEE!' utterance." - Blogbat


     


    THIS WEEK IN THE GARDEN JOURNAL


    Blogbat's happenings


    Opportunity Comes but Twice


    What's New on the Homeland Security Front



    Margaret Sanger Alert!


     


    Also: New Photo of Saddam at his old hideout


     


     


    Horsing Around


    Blogbat had a busy but enjoyable weekend, spending it among the horses of a friend’s Tennessee Walker stable where Blogbat charmed these fuzzy creatures with his mad horse-whispering skills…bet you want to know what I whispered to this one, eh? It really wasn’t any secret: Bush will win in November. As you can see, he was much relieved as well as delighted to receive that good news, after having encountered some erroneous information from a small barn-radio that was tuned to NPR. All things considered however, he seemed a rather blithe and well-adjusted equine.


     


     


    Got Crabs?


    A curious evening in search of seafood. We first attempted to stake out Copeland’s in Brentwood Saturday, but this proved beyond tolerable by virtue of


    an hour and a half wait. So we hit the "next-best thing" across the street: Joe’s Crab Shack (another fine restaurant in plentiful supply in the Lone Star State). As with many Crab Shacks, this one provided an enjoyable - and entertaining dinner (sort of like medieval Knights sans les chevaux with abundant quantities, fast, well-prepared and tasty munchies complimented by a short wait of about 15 minutes (18:30 on a Saturday night, no less!). And we can't leave out a waitress by the name of Amber from Ohio who did a perfect job serving our food and keeping our drinks full. She was a cutie, too. Be sure to ask for her if you would like to have a great waitress serve you for the evening.


     


     


    Opportunity Knocks on Heaven's Door!


    Who knew what spectacular images we’d receive from both rovers. Once again, Blogbat finds himself spending hours at the NASA site where there are details of both the Opportunity and Spirit missions, as well as information about the Red Planet and a free MUST-HAVE download which gives you all kinds of terrific live and historic data from Planet War.



     


     


     


     


     


     


    Photos from Opportunity (which landed in a shallow crater in the area of Meridiani Planum about 6,000 miles to the east of Spirit) were already coming in as of its successful landing Saturday. Dubbed as “a 300-million mile interplanetary hole in one”, by NASA scientist Dr. Steve Squyres of Cornell University, it underscores the fact that no one in NASA could have even imagined that both missions would be such a success. In fact, the two were set about in tandem to the Martian world because of the very risks inherent in such a long-shot mission- risks which made it very unlikely even one of the ships would successfully navigate the long journey.


     


    Now that they are there, researchers hope to uncover answers to the centuries-old mysteries of this strange, alien planet. Among continuing quests to find water, both historic and present, the mission team seeks to further understand Martian soil and atmospheric compositions for the sake of plotting future sustained human missions to mars. Water, viable soil and fuel sources are all vital links to the puzzle for a resource-managed mission. Additionally, scientists revealed this past week a bold mission in 2006 to begin experimenting with artificial gravity in space. The satellite will spin around 38 times a minute to produce an environment similar to that of mars. On board will be mice, which scientists will watch closely in order to determine the effects of prolonged limited gravity on mammalian creatures. However, because of their small size, it will most likely still be necessary to gather data from humans in a similar such mission in order to fully understand its effects on larger mammals. NASA of course is spinning (no pun intended) this mission as one to simulate Martian gravity, but one cannot escape the gravity of the technology which they will be developing as a by-product if this, that no doubt will aid in sustaining astronauts in simulated earth-gravity environments during longer missions. And this could propel sustained human colonies on the moon and mars to reality at terminal velocity. With this technology, it would be conceivable to place an orbiter around the planet in which a 1-G simulator is present. The next trick would be to develop a lander which could easily land and redeploy back to the orbiter and to the surface again.  The technologies developed for this would turn the page in human aeronautical development right here on earth. Numerous propulsion techniques remain under investigation and more are being sought. Perhaps one may even be fueled by potent sources found on the moon, which we already know exist there in large supply. There is every reason to believe we are preparing to step off into the 21st century equivalent of what we experienced with exponential explosion in technology in computers and information in the latter half of the 20th century. Blogbat would anticipate that once more here as well that Moore’s law will reign supreme.    


     


     


    What on earth else? 


    So our weekend is already at a close. So unfortunate. We did get some warm sun, though. This pic was shot today from the convertible while driving in relatively balmy weather which hit the mid 60s°F (20s°c). The same weather is expected tomorrow, as well. Blogbat plans lunch in the park J.


     


    This weekend was quite a news-filled one, from the Houston-area chemical plant security guard who was shot by a firearm-bearing middle easterner who said he was taking pictures of the facility to the above-mentioned landings of Opportunity, which occurred right on time.


     


    Margaret Sanger Alert! Then there was the British Geneticist who declared it was perfectly ethical to terminate the lives of children after they are born. The article begins with a paragraph which draws more to mind images of euthanasizing rabid cats at the veterinary office. The article begins, “A GOVERNMENT adviser on genetics has sparked fury by suggesting it might be acceptable to destroy children with ‘defects’ soon after they are born.”  


     


    Once again, Howard the Dean chimes in this weekend with another thoughtful utterance, when he insisted that the Iraqi standard of living is now far worse than it was before the war. Apparently the ever-thoughtful Dean believes that Democrats have been running things over there during this time.  


     


     


    And speaking of the Iraqi standard of living, Saddam it  seems turned up once during his long hideout. This photo, allegedly taken inside resident Connie


    Whitaker's 


    home at a trailer park somewhere in Alabama, was reportedly part of a set (many of which lost when a can of beer was knocked over spilling its contents onto the roll of film containing them). Shortly after the photo here was taken, several tornados struck forcing Saddam to hide in the underground storm shelter, where later authorities discovered him, according to Bagdad Bob.


     


    This photo was taken by his cousin’s sister’s daughter’s aunt’s neighbor’s father’s brother’s son’s daughter- Saddam’s current wife Rosanne Barr.


     


    Saddam is reported to have many children, as well as a good number of blue healer dogs which lived underneath the moble home residence before those twisters came through…developing


     


     


     


     


    - Blogbat


     


     









    Notes from the Garden Journal



  • Good orbit, sports fans!


     


    THIS IS AN OFFICIAL BLOGBAT SUPPLIMENT (Wow, aren’t you lucky)


     


    And here folks, for your sheer pleasure (and practical use, if voting in the Democratic primary) is the... 


     


     OFFICIAL Blogbat “Who would they be” Historical Personality 2004 Democrat Presidential Nomination Race Candidate Assessment Demystifier Exercise!!!


     


               


            John Kerry                               French Politician


    This because of his low-key “euro-politico” manner and hairstyle…not to mention his socialist leanings.



     



               


         Howard Dean                                 Adolf Hitler


    One word: ARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHEE!!



     



       


            Wesley "Buttercup" Clark                             Julius Caesar


    Former military leader of questionable moral character. Untrusted by his military colleagues. Seeks to become America’s first Emperor. He will abuse the patriot act, taking away our freedoms and send us forth to the glories of Rome!



     



                


        John Edwards                         Senator of North Carolina


    Reminiscent of the Senator of North Carolina, John Edwards, he would attempt to solve the national problems of the railroad, urban sprawl, and county water bills.



     



                    


           Joe Lieberman                                          Yoda


    He’s short, losing his hair and a sage. Respected by Blogbat he is.


     


     


    And there you have it.



    -Blogbat



     


    OKAY! So sticking to my day job: Here's some of what went down today...


     


    1. Got a Starbuck's Frap


    2. Let the dog out. (yes, I did it, "woof, woof woof") 


    3. Went to Work


    4. Came Home


    5. Began this blog


    6.Here I am, wasn't that fun?


     


    *special appearence by YodBat


     


    This list is sponsored by the National Abridgate Foundation, sponsoring selected truncated works since 1974.


     


    "Give me ambiguity...or give me something else."


    ...There's more, but what's the point of exploring the benefits of gleaning nutrients from dog poo?


    The daily Poo


    “Look stimpy! Eeet's Poooooo!”


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    So, Blogbat went to the zoo this week to watch the Nashville Predators and the LA Kings er, duke it out at the Hick-Music Hall. The Sports analysts’ choice was the LA Kings. But our own Preds couldn’t be counted out that easily. They were the clear pick for the animal rights wacko fans, who saw a stark contrast between the Kings (who, would typically be a bunch of evil male rulers, who plundered the land and would’ve driven SUV’s had they been given the chance) and the Predators (poor fuzzy animals who had to struggle each and every day to catch unwilling food simply in order to survive – similar to today’s blue-collar laborer). So naturally, it was a tough match-up. Today’s politically-correct Sports casters must’ve surely had a hard time with this one! The game ended after one overtime, tied at 0.


     


    After the game, my Ukrainian buddy and I grabbed a bite to eat and almost saw a pedestrian get flattened by the outlandish behavior of a wacko driver. -We had crossed the street just moments before he reached that intersection. – This, as we and the throng of newly released and greatly unwashed sports-fans walked the streets of downtown amidst the rather frigid weather that was something like an experience or two I had in Chicago, if memory serves me correctly, which it often does.


     


     


     


    Apparently, as evidence of our moral decline, fans may freely engage in "relations" during the game in selected quarters of the stadium :p


     


    It was a long week at work, this week. Yesterday one of the guys I work with was talking to a guy at a base in Iraq. I don’t think we fully appreciate the dramatic changes which have occurred in that country since the Iraqis were liberated several months ago. Why do you suppose you never hear about the American men who have spent hours reopening water purification plants, hospitals, markets…and stocking them with supplies? Why is it we do not hear about the countless Iraqi leaders who are praising our humanitarian accomplishments or really, the entire humanitarian Accomplishment? Why is that, do you suppose? You mean to tell me negative news is the only news that sells? Then why was the Elizabeth Smart case so widely covered after she was found? They should have dropped the story right there, if this were true. But it got more coverage after the happy ending. Why is it that stories of the lost puppy turning up safe in a sewer after having tracked his distraught, moving family across three states through underground pipes, is so widely reported and lauded by reporters and watchers alike, but not the story of a family whose child was dying of a disease which could be cured by simple medical attention and clean water…and was? If it were only bad news that sells, the only thing we would have heard about was the former’s headline, “Dog-Gone”. No, I would say that in point of fact, the only time the press is reluctant to report good news is if it helps the Bush administration, or conservatives in general. (For instance all the times guns save lives of innocent people who were able to defend themselves…which by the way is a staggering number). I was sent an e-mail by an American military source in Iraq recently, who thought this odd as well. He was there in the middle of it. He saw what it was really like. He knew that the quality of life there was rapidly improving far beyond anything it had been under Saddam Hussein – and most people there were really very happy about it. But he had also heard reports from back home that none of it was being reported, even by Fox News and other outlets the Left whines about being part of a “Neo-Con” conspiracy- or “Zionist conspiracy”, depending on the liberal you talk to. And this saddened him. I think it should sadden all of us. Forget about politics, we have saved countless lives and rescued countless souls from the horror of Saddam’s torture chambers and rape rooms and given them a new breath of hope in their country. To oppose that, you are not acting as one who is simply anti-Bush. You are anti-humanitarian, anti-human rights, anti-compassion. You are on the side of ones as cruel and evil a monster as Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler or Josef Stalin. Iraq has nothing to do with Bush and everything to do with the sanctity of human life. Even Clinton recognized this in his day. So did General Wesley “Buttercup” Clark. At least they did when those two were earning political points for it. I suppose now they have returned to their true sentiments of opposing freedom and human rights, which is disappointing. But then, the far Left hasn’t really been very much in tune with that concept either since that dubious era of Margaret Sanger, Henry Ford et al was bestowed upon us. If those who appose our efforts in Iraq choose to do so, they choose to appose the innocent Iraqi people and instead align themselves with the dysfunctional “my mom-didn’t-breast-feed-me-because-my-daddy-beat-her-so-now-I’m-angry-because-I-was-cheated-by-the-man-and-I-also-hate-women-and-lack-sufficient-serotonin-in-my-brain” crowd. Go figure. At any rate, these folks are dangerous, but we are beating them every day by every child we save in Iraq. Carpe Dictatoris!


     


    So back to my week and my day, so far. I have been it seems, on a Martian feeding frenzy these past several days. I believe I have consumed about 300 terabytes of information on the red planet this week alone. If someone walked into my office and saw me drooling at the computer screen, they might have serious misgivings until they saw what was actually on the screen: the beautiful scenic shots of the landscape of Mars as taken by Spirit. You know, it actually sort of reminds me of some of the hilly plains of west Texas. I have always had one lifelong wish: To set foot on that planet. I don’t know how likely that is, but it captures my imagination so, as does the new direction in which we are headed. To be the generation on the precipice of “the Final Frontier” is so incredible. Our generation will be one of such importance in history books read by our progeny. It’s better than having a six-legged cow you donated to Ripley’s Believe it or Not! as one American farmer recently did.


     


    So, today is an easy one. A lazy one. After having slept in until nine I am now fully ready to conquer the back porch, a Starbucks, a newspaper and the sounds of nature keeping time. Then perhaps go to lunch with a friend in Bellevue. Hope yours is as restful a weekend.


     


    -Blogbat


     


    OKAY! So sticking to my day job: Here's some of what went down today...


     


    1. Got a Starbuck's Frap


    2. Let the dog out. (yes, I did it, "woof, woof woof") 


    3. Began this blog


    4.Here I am, wasn't that fun?


     


    *special appearence by MarsBat


     


    This list is sponsored by the National Abridgate Foundation, sponsoring selected truncated works since 1974.


     


    "Give me ambiguity...or give me something else."


    ...There's more, but who wants to hear anthologies of worn out basket weavers?


    The daily Poo


    “Look stimpy! Eeet's Poooooo!”

  •                                   Notes From the


    Garden Journal


     


    This morning I was sitting with some friends indulging in the usual chatter that goes on at such gatherings, along with the pastries and caffinated hot water.


     


    Some of us began to discuss what each of us wished he or she had with regard to a specific ability or talent. A good friend next to me expressed that he wished he were more musical. He told us this was because he is often too analytical and mathematical. I conveyed my wish that I were more mathematical. Although I’m pretty analytical, I do not work well with expansive numbers, and as such conveyed my regrets. A girl in our group expressed her wish that she could sing well. Another wished he could be a better public speaker.


     


    As that question completed its rounds at the table, a second question most naturally emerged: What is the singular talent for which you are the most thankful. When I fianlly answered, I expressed to them that in all honesty it was not a talent or ability that made me the most grateful. It was quite something else entirely. My friends of course immediately interjected that I should without further delay give them something of a craft or an ability. This, after all, was where I would be free to brag a little (…or perhaps exaggerate some.) But I honestly don’t see myself as the soul possessor of any one single and highly crafted talent or ability which defines me. I am and always have been defined, it seems, in other ways. So, some of the things for which I am truly appreciative are the dear friends I keep and the time and memories that we have shared. The places, events, songs, the laughter, the bond, which are fully things eternal. My talents or abilities, such that they are, are a fun way for me to make sure I can eat every month, give to others or pass idle time. But my friends and family without question are the undying and ever growing gift for which I shall always be by far the most earnestly beholden.


     


    -Blogbat


     


     


    Notes from the Garden Journal

  • ISSUES


     


     


    Are Private Interests Running the Public Airwaves?


     



     


     


    The public airwaves are little thought of in contemporary society as the public square or public highways. Although it would seem that everywhere else in our society we accept that the things which are publicly owned and accessed are by nature of this fact under the authority of the body which governs matters of public significance, such as matters of safety and sanity, we have somehow been convinced we haven’t this right when it comes to public-forum entertainment.


     


    Additionally, as an historic rule, it is generally accepted that whenever a government is somehow rendered ineffective against abuse of any public interest by any entity, the private citizen is the one harmed, which is neither in the interest of the private citizen nor in the longer-term interest of the public official. We generally term actions against the interests of the public as “crime” and government inaction against such as corruption. We also refer to public inaction against the same as apathy. I refer to all of this as suicide.


     


    And such is the case now lying before us with regard to the situation we now find ourselves in. An entertainment industry bent on using a tax-payer owned medium to ram its hooks into your mouth so that you learn to take the bait every time it is offered to you and buy the products that the sponsors sell so they can pay the producers to make more bait. This is all fine and dandy when done to a reasonable degree, but as we all know that bait has become stinkier and stinkier as the decades have passed to the degree that much of it is now unfit for the little fish that also have to swim in the pool, and so pervasive that no one can ever swim around it no matter what time of day they jump in. I am of course talking about the pervasive and gratuitous offensive language, sex and so forth now a mainstay on TV today making things you didn’t know about until you were 16 part of every day life for children at 7.


     


    Let’s be honest. Monitoring your kid’s television to eliminate exposure to raw language et al spells out never turning your TV on again. Or hasn’t your doctor told you that it is never healthy to live in denial? Even as California congressman Doug Ose of Sacramento goes forth with the mission clarity of Don Quixote, and also as with the Brittany-Madonna “Kiss”, we are once more missing the point. Our television broadcasts today are literally peppered with foul language, sexual innuendo (or outright depictions) and other acts of violence against the human dignity and spirit both male and female. And all this as the anarchists of the airwaves prepare their next great advancement against the sensibilities of most reasonable Americans with little more than a glib retort about censorship in response to the symbolic and highly political-brownie-point driven rhetoric of lawmakers, as the media once more carry on doing what would bring arrests if carried out live and in public. And don’t be fooled, it has nothing to do with artistic expression and everything to do with big corporate dollars.


     


    Still, it seems strange to me that we don’t allow flashers to expose themselves in front of our children in our neighborhoods and yet curiously we allow this same behavior on our public airwaves (which are the digital equivalent to the town square). Certainly adults have been engaging in what adults often do for centuries, but it reasonably has been understood by civilized culture that it is not carried out in the company of children. We should not bury our heads in the sand, broadcasting on the public airwaves carries a reasonable expectation that younger audiences are watching. Much the same way that an individual has no reasonable expectation of privacy when in public and therefore cannot go about in the nude, so also the PUBLIC airwaves bear out to it’s consignee no reasonable expectation that activities or behaviors which are private in their very nature are free to be depicted without the constraints of common public scrutiny with regard to the concerns of public decency and the protection of children. As such, the "reasonable expectation" belongs to the public, that measures be taken by broadcasters to not broadcast in such a way that will cause trauma to young children.


     


    We must be painfully aware by now that the airwaves have become a literal cesspool. Even amidst great programming are commercials with spicy language and women with lingerie dangling from their “Physically Correct”* anatomies. And we think this only happens during primetime or after hours? You silly ostrich! Come home from work early some day and see what is on during those “after school” hours. Or do you think your 12 year old should hear expletive-ridden discussions of lesbian lovers who choose to publicly discuss the benefits of genital piercing.


     


    When they tell you to just “turn it off”, they are hoping you don’t slow down to think about how much that will really prevent your child from exposure to material inappropriate for his or her age. They are hoping you don’t have sufficient common sense whatsoever to look around and realize that hey, guess what? Television receivers can actually be found next to the toy sections of department stores, malls, in homes, back yards, city squares (such as Times Square), on airplanes, in schools, online, even in kindergartens. Wow, derrrr, I didn’t realize TV’s were really everywhere. Gooosh, I wonder if my little Johnny’s friend’s yuppie parents who are always so busy have a TV, too? Hmm… In other words, the broadcasters think you are a lazy buffoon, whom they can intimidate, manipulate and deceive at will. They think you are a sucker. And the only thing standing between them and your children whom they hope to hook on sex, violence, sugar and beer and the crazed commercial entertainment ventures pushing the same in order to provide them their guaranteed revenue. These industrial abuses are arguably far worse than the abuses of the exploitive ventures of the early 20th century, such as Rockefeller’s Standard Oil which took advantage of the laborer for top-heavy gain. The new Pottersville, reckless child consumerism or legitimate speech?


     


    It of course has been argued by the other side that we simply need a V-chip in our TV’s and all again will be right for us little sheep. This as we even start to see some innuendo and base language slipping into “Children’s” programming. But why should you have to pay for a V-Chip when you have already paid the salary of law enforcement to protect and defend you from this exact same thing off-screen? But even if that were viable for some, still many who can barely afford a meal but rely on television during dangerous weather will be unable to afford the luxury. Is it the fault of the poor they cannot afford a V-Chip? Is it the fault of the average American family they cannot sit by their pre-teen or teenager all day as they watch TV? Is this really and truly a REASONABLE expectation? No, I should say that the proponents of the idea that garbage should freely flow across the public airwaves are well aware that this is impossible, without a family completely cutting themselves off from society, news and other important information. In so doing, the media then manage to fail the second purpose of the public airwaves: Public Safety Information. If parents do not have a TV, as some suggest they should consider, then there is no point in having broadcasts of any sort. To pretend the reality isn’t that parents are not God and cannot sit by 24/7 and filter programs and commercials is to live a dream far more apart from reality than Alice’s confrontation by the Queen of Hearts. Dare I also say it would be somewhat hard to filter that which has already passed through to young viewers? For anything to truly work ex-post facto, I would think that someone would need a time machine.


     


    Today there are many avenues those interested in the more pernicious forms of entertainment may legally and responsibly pursue. I am of course speaking of cable, satellite and of scrambled local programming. But the word missing in most media giants’ vocabulary is the word, “responsibility”. Why is this, you suppose? Why do we have no sense of wanting to protect those who are small and frail with the time-honored adult power-punch called “discretion”? Well, it might be argued purely on the grounds of actions that many in Hollywood might well be dubiously excited by the notion of such innocent viewers happening upon their seedy masterpieces, but that is not important. Their motives are not our problem. Our problem is the fact that we allow it. I stand here to argue that if it is free speech to engage in explicit behavior (both in action and in word) on the public airwaves (and this includes radio commercials for products that enhance your potency and roundness) then we should see nothing wrong with or even prohibit, as a society, those very acts being carried out underneath the swing set at your neighborhood playground or in front of your house.


     


    As far as Ose’s efforts go to pass legislation through which might curb those “7” words


    Of ill-repute, it is nothing more than a brush up of a very bad painting. It only attacks the most lime-lighted symptoms of a problem the FCC has ignored because we have been in denial, wishy-washy and too shallow to admit we didn’t care enough about our children to find out what freedom of speech really meant and then to go after the bureaucrats who were appointed to protect us (please see Preamble to the Constitution of the United States) until they took some real action.


     


    I think it is important that we shake ourselves out of our pitiful apathy and both acknowledge our responsibility to our progeny and the opportunity which the strength of the legal grounds common of public decency do present to us. If you will agree with me that this is high time that those who wish to be free do not remain irresponsible, but take to their hearts the very fire of public action, which has knighted we the people as the true Fourth Pillar, long before the other Three even existed. Lest the legitimate freedoms of all become a liability that is no longer neither desired by nor protected by our children’s children.


     


    -Blogbat


     


     


    Final words: Of worthwhile examination are a few pearls of wisdom which, like all moral matters and matters of human interaction, are timeless and transcendent, but which have been of greater influence on the lives of our great grandparents who by  choice lived out their lives it seems in more sensible times:


     


    “A Wholesome tongue is a tree of life, but perverseness in it breaks the spirit”  1


     


    “A fool has no delight in understanding, but in expressing his own heart” 2


     


    “Whoever shuts his ear to the cry of the poor will also cry himself and not be heard” 3


     


    “It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were thrown into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.”  4


     


     


     


     


    Footnotes


     


     


    *Physically Correct: The term Blogbat uses to describe the physiology of any woman the media deem to be acceptable and worthy of self-esteem, fulfilled dreams, money and mates. Or we can just go with how Hitler put it, “The Master Race”. This, of course is another sick concept put forth by the entertainment media that is harming our kids.


     


     


    1, 2, 3: -Solomon (Proverbs 15, 18, 21)


     


    4: -Jesus (Luke 17)


     


     


    ISSUES


     


     


  • It has been a long week already, has anyone noticed this oddity? Blogbat noticed. I also noticed that someone stole my little summer vacation I was splendidly having last week. Now all of a sudden it is 10°F. I think I saw some snowflakes huddled together by my window to stay warm. I’m sure this doesn’t happen in California. The 10°F, I mean, not the flakes huddled outside someone’s window. I felt better however after winding up a chat on the phone with someone at an army base near Darmstadt, Germany, where they have been feeling the full force of winter for some time now.


     



    Ansbach, Germany


     


    Well how about the latest on Princess Di? Apparently Prince Chucky was feeling a bit embarrassed by her going hither and thither doing this and that quite publically, so he decided to rig her car so that he could see the princess di(e), according to a recently published report from the Mirror. Makes me wish they had the death penalty in England. If he is guilty, I’d like to see that Chuck roast. Okay, so moving on and away from any more BAD PUNS…


     



     


    How about those pictures from Mars? (You know, that's real caramel.) I admit I am more than somewhat captivated by anything astronomy. These Mars pix are no exception. You can see more HERE at the NASA Mars site. Even sweeter because we showed up the utopians from across the pond. Not that I am ever competitive, you all should know me better than that (wink, wink). Those pictures really inspired me though. The whole time I was looking at those Martian pictures I was thinking Christmas. Yeah. You know, the marketing opportunities of selling Christmas trips to Mars with little green men on a little red planet. "Aww, take us to the cute widdle red and green planet, daddy!" Maybe NASA could make a few more robotic landers that would be programmed to paint all those rocks to look like silver bells. For the Adkins crowd, we could sell it as a way that “Now even you can weigh less for the holidays”. Could you imagine the sheer gravity of that??? Pure brilliance. Er, buoyance “…Oh, the weather outside is frightful…”


     


     


    Last day of summer (Sunday)


     


    It has been a busy week already. Much going on at work, while at the same time began interviewing to do something else. I am restless. All of a sudden I have calls from the interested and I am stopping to consider. But considering anything, let alone my navel has been hard to do today. Just three and a half hours of sleep is not enough to set all the synapses firing as they should. And so I have been bumping into things all day.


     


    Despite this lethargic day however, I was tired from staying up and catching up over the phone with one of my best friends I haven’t talked to…in days. No really we had lost touch a couple of years ago due in large part to our busy and chaotic lives, while she was in D.C. and Virginia, getting to play in one of the coolest backyards. A dear and irreplaceable sister I have known for a good chunk of my life, there was lots of yakking to be done. And so, I have no regrets about my sleep deprivation. However, shortly after posting this, I will be off to make amends to my slightly disgruntled bod by partaking of a proper dose of this eye shutting I keep hearing so much about.


     


    And so, I bid you, the gentle reader the best Wednesday possible tomorrow and might even surprise everyone with some news-updates, if time permits.


     


    -Blogbat.


     


     


    OKAY! So sticking to my day job: Here's some of what went down today...


     


    1. Got a Starbuck's Frap


    2. Let the dog out. (yes, I did it, "woof, woof woof") 


    3.Worked


    4. Let the dog out. Yes, again.(yes, I did it, "woof, woof woof") 


    5. Ate


    6. Began this blog


    7.Here I am, wasn't that fun?


     


    *special appearence by MarsBat


     


    This list is sponsored by the National Abridgate Foundation, sponsoring selected truncated works since 1974.


     


    "Give me ambiguity...or give me something else."


    ...There's more, but why do people just eat giblets without ever asking what they are? What other food do you do that with???


    The daily Poo


    “Look stimpy! Eeet's Poooooo!”


     


     

  • Issues...


     


    A Little-Talked About Secret of the War


     


    It has become more clear to me the past three years and as we are now at the beginning of a new year, that we are truly and undeniably on a war footing. Not war as some perceive the current conflict: as in fighting cowardly tribes in night shirts in middle-eastern skirmishes. I mean war, as in two fierce powers fighting to the last to see who survives. Or didn’t you realize what all of this was about? I mean, stuff the likes of the Battle of Normandy, Battle of Midway, bombardment of London, Attack at Pearl Harbor and Hiroshima. I mean war the likes of World War II, but potentially far bloodier. I am talking about a war from which it takes generations to heal for the victor and maybe only just as long if the vanquished is our enemy --due only to our good nature. A war that changes the very path in which the river of our culture flows right down to our families and our most fundamental perceptions of the world around us when we go to bed at night. Our grandparents know what this is. We too, to an extent after September 11, 2001. But there is more to come before it all is over. I am here to tell you there is no way of avoiding it. I am not trying to sound like a pessimist, so please don’t shoot the messenger. But, it is inevitable because our enemies have set their minds to our slaughter. Naturally, we don’t ever go quietly and we will turn the tables on this one, too, as we have in times past, rest assured. We triumph over evil because we are America, just as we were in 1939.


     


    A madman and murderer has revived the economy of dormant and economically anemic nation and built as well as modernized its economy and… its armies. He has bribed nations, threatened others, infiltrated and corrupted yet even more. He is highly favored, even among enemies as he lines the pockets of his prey. There is a powerful country to his east he intends to make a pact with and then betray, waging war against it. His power will be destroyed because justice demands it. He has oppressed the poor, and murdered the innocent, caused turmoil across the world where there was none. He is proud because he has curried the favor of the world at present. But soon he will go down, taking also many greedy with him. But now he is ready to move on his enemy by first invading a smaller neighbor just across his eastern border. But this isn’t Poland and the country being double-crossed by the invasion isn’t the Soviet Union; the tyrant isn’t Adolf Hitler and his regime isn’t NAZI Germany. It is Jiang Zemin’s Communist China. The target is Taiwan and the country being double-crossed is the United States.


     


    In 1999 the Chinese defense minister declared they would be ready for war with the US by 2008. In 2000 he declared war with the US was inevitable. In this, they essentially announced their eight-year plan. 2001 came. 2002, 2003 and it is now 2004. So far it has gone at least somewhat according to plan. As we saw right out of the box in 2001 the US taking big hits in the world propaganda war when it was kicked off the UN Human Rights Commission (and replaced by Libya !!!). The Chinese had been throwing around the word “Hegemony” as suggested most favored synonym for us and it stuck. Around the same time the Chinese gained control of the Panama Canal, a strategic water way linking the Atlantic and Pacific oceans for the US Navy, now linking China to Cuba (or nobody at all, if it is sabotaged). In September 2001 America’s financial center fell under attack and the WTC was obliterated. In response, America’s armies were mobilized to several fronts in central and east Asia, stretching the military that was cut in half during the Clinton years to an almost precarious degree. At the same time, China has strengthened ties with North Korea, Russia, Iran, Syria, France, Germany, the Sudan, Venezuela, Brazil, Mexico and other corrupt banana republics. Presently the Chinese, who are still relatively weak, are throwing nations at us, but along with their much successful five-point economic plan is a military modernization plan which appears to be right on schedule. When this is complete it will be an army of around 200 million (ours numbers just a few million) that is technologically on par with ours, created for the stated purpose of decimating ours.


     


    And China is doing some very good intelligence gathering, too. From the most recently reported story of hundreds of keys missing from Nuclear facilities across the US, which CBS broke two days ago to the Los Alamos scandals of the 90’s, the attack on and capture of our recon plane in early 2001 off the coast of China to their front-row view of US action and strategic procedures and technology right across their border in Afghanistan, the Chinese are doing a fairly good job of maximizing the beni’s of American security blunders. Then also there is the widely under-reported incidents of Chinese nationals captured or killed in both Afghanistan and Iraq. Of course, that information provides a not too different picture from the combat demographics of the Korean War.


     


    Prophetically speaking Wes DeMont, “a former FBI agent who investigated espionage activities for the Bureau” said in a WorldNet Daily article back in 1999 that “’China has become more aggressive in recent years in attempting to acquire sensitive military technology from the United States ‘and anywhere else they can get it.’”


     


    Wes goes on to say in the article, "Right now, as we bomb Yugoslavia and Iraq simultaneously, we're just about stretched to our military limits," DeMont said. "Imagine, if you can, what would happen if the US suddenly had to fight a three- or even a four-front war, a real war. There is just no way we can do that with our current resources.” The Bush administration agrees, and to our good fortune is presently rebuilding our military to its former strength of the 1980’s, albeit perhaps a bit too slowly.


     


    During the same time of Chinese military expansion more recently, the US has seen the emergence of an ever growing trade deficit with China, now reaching $130US billion, which is expected to grow further as the Dollar continues its slide. Americans are dependant on China for everything from apparel (such as NIKE, which has been under fire before for using Chinese child labor to raise its profit margins) to restricted technologies and until recently even uniform components, supplies and ammunition for US armed forces. While taking advantage of lifted trade restrictions under the Clinton administration, China was sold rocket guidance technology that enabled the creation of a state of the art intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile program that now puts their missile technology on a par with our own. It also threatens to make China the one-stop-shop for all of your terrorist needs.


     


    In point of fact, before this transfer of technology their ICBM threat was strategically non-existent. While China has had nuclear bombs in its arsenal for some time, it has always lacked an adequate automated delivery method. Until the 1990’s. But the same goes for the fiber-optic communications technology which the US Commerce Department allowed AT&T to sell them during that same decade that allowed the Chinese to develop a sophisticated anti-aircraft communications system patterned not surprisingly after one of our own and sold to the Iraqi’s who used it against our fighters and bombers last Spring. As Blogbat pointed out in the August 2003 article North Korea Sticks to Script But Bad Actor , China has also worked hard to develop close alliances with North Korea, while keeping the appearance of opposition to its nuclear program which it supplied and encouraged. But china has also been behind arming Iran, Syria and other rogue nations. The same rogue nations which have funded and supplied Osama Bin Laden, Yassir Arafat and Saddam Hussein.


     


    Communist China is proven to be a tyranny of bloodshed internally as well. Mao Zedong’s brutal regime is cited as the responsible party (no pun intended) for over 65 million murders* though many estimate it could be well-close to 200,000,000 killed for crimes such as taking their children to Sunday school, speaking their mind in the square—or anywhere-- or daring to have a second child at all, which often lead to the death of the mother in primitive forced-abortion clinics or simply by execution for crimes against the State. According to the Christian human rights organization, Voice of the Martyrs, China has arrested or detained more of its citizens for strictly ideological purposes than any other restricted nation. To put a human face on it, here are a few of the names of those (fortunate enough to be) wrongfully imprisoned by Communist Chinese authorities:


    PHILLIP GUOXING XU


    ZHENG YUNSU


    Leader of popular “Jesus Family” religious community in Duoyigou, Shandong province, Christian Zheng was arrested in June 1992 with thirty-six other community members, including his four sons. Their arrests are thought to be the result of the community's May 1992 efforts to prevent security forces from tearing down their church. The elder Zheng was charged with holding “illegal” religious meetings, disturbing the peace and resisting arrest. Sentenced to 12 years of imprisonment, he is thought to be held at the Shengjian Motorcycle Factory labor camp near Jinan city. Public Security Bureau officials raided the church compound in June 1992, leveled the church and confiscated personal property.


    ZHENG JIKUO


    Zheng Jikuo, a son of Zheng Yunsu, was arrested in June 1992 after the raid on the “Jesus Family” community and after protesting the lengthy sentence of his father. He was sentenced to nine years imprisonment at an unknown location.


    ZHENG JIPING


    Zheng Jiping, the eldest son of Zheng Yunsu, was arrested in June 1992 after the raid on the “Jesus Family” community and after protesting the lengthy sentence of his father. He was sentenced to nine years imprisonment at an unknown location.


    PEI ZHONGXUN (Korean Name: Chun Chul)


    The 79-year-old ethnic Korean Protestant leader from Shanghai, Pei was arrested in August 1983 for counter-revolutionary activities. Accused of spying for Taiwan (because of ties to Taiwanese Christians) and of distributing Bibles and other Christian literature to others in the house church movement, he was charged with “counter-revolutionary crimes,” and sentenced to 15 years of imprisonment. He is reportedly imprisoned in Shanghai Prison No. 2. It is not known if Pei was released at the end of his sentence.


    CAO WEN HAI


    ZHANG CHUN XIA


    QING JING


    She was sentenced to one year of education through labor. Believed to have been released.


    QIN MUSHENG


    He has been sentenced to two and a half years of education through labor.


    SISTER FENG XIAN


    She has been sentenced to two and one half years of education through labor.


    ZHAO SONG YIN


    ZHAO WU NA


    Zhao Wu Na, an evangelical Christian woman from Shanghai, was arrested on December 28, 1997 and is now detained in a labor camp. A graduate of the government-sponsored East China Theological Seminary, she resigned from the Patriotic Three-Self movement and began to evangelise independently. Her husband has disappeared and she believes that he has been kidnapped by government agents in a covert operation.


    LI QINGRUI


    Li Qingrui, a house church leader from Henan province, was shot and critically injured on October 26, 1998, while trying to flee a police crackdown on a national meeting of church leaders in the city of Wugang in Henan. He was sent to the hospital for emergency medical care, and managed to escape with the help of friends. A nationwide warrant for his arrest has since been issued by public security officers.


    CHENG MEIYING


    Cheng Meiying, a missionary from Henan province, was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, at a national meeting for house church leaders in the city of Wugang of Henan province. Ms. Cheng was detained at Wugang’s Fangcheng Prison, where police beat her with batons and a water-soaked whip made of hemp rope. After she regained consciousness, she was released on November 21. Presently, Ms. Cheng suffers complete memory loss and exhibits symptoms of insanity. As a prominent church leader who had been involved in the establishment of several thousand house churches and the conversion of several hundred thousand people, she had been detained and imprisoned by police on numerous occasions.


    HAN RONGQIN


    Han Rongqin was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, at a national meeting for house church leaders in the city of Wugang in Henan province. He remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    SONG JIANXUAN


    Song Jianxuan was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, in the city of Wugang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. He remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    WANG KAIJU


    Wang Kaiju was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, in the city of Wugang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. He remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    QUAN AILING


    Quan Ailing was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, in the city of Wugang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. She remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    ZHANG QINGQUN


    Zhang Qingqun was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, in the city of Wugang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. He remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    LIU XIANG


    Liu Xiang was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, in the city of Wugang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. She remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    LI PING


    Li Ping was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, in the city of Wugang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. She remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    LIU YUANPO


    Liu Yuanpo was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, in the city of Wugang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. He remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    MA YUNHAI


    Ma Yunhai was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, in the city of Wugang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. He remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    LI XIAONA


    Li Xiaona was arrested and detained on October 26, 1998, in the city of Wugang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. She remains in detention at Fangcheng Prison in Wugang and has undergone torture.


    LU LIANQUAN


    Lu Lianquan was arrested and detained on November 5, 1998, in the city of Nanyang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. He remains in detention at an undisclosed location in Nanyang and has undergone torture.


    ZHANG FUSHAN


    Zhang Fushan was arrested and detained on November 5, 1998, in the city of Nanyang in Henan province while attending a national meeting for church leaders. He remains in detention at an undisclosed location in Nanyang and has undergone torture.


    XIAO BIGUANG


    Xiao Biguang, a former university professor, was sentenced June 1996 to a 3-year term. It is not known if he has been released.


    GAO FENG


    PETER XU YONGZE**


     


    This is a trait more of an ideology than a people. Every government which takes this ideology to heart has poured blood into its streets and the innocent have been the scepters. Worldwide this death toll surges to an estimated 250 to 300 million innocent lives lost to the cruel machine of fanatic bureaucratic repression.


     


    Yet all this has gone quite unnoticed by most populations. War however is already declared by our enemies and we are already fighting it. However, relatively speaking, it is just barely visible as a manifestation and the only high-profile clashes with China are indirect, but consequential nonetheless. (Though it is already raining, the real storm is still brewing.) Most clashes are beneath the surface. But when the war is mature, it will become an engagement of mind-bending proportions. I regret to say that I don’t think any of us will question it, and there will be no confusion about who is involved or what it means to us, when that time comes. But now is the time of birdsong and dark clouds. Where the air is dry and the rumble is distant. Let us live this time for the memories we will tell our grandchildren of. As the charming days of horses and carriages, of forgotten springtimes and flowers that have not yet faded. Surely we will see many more summers. But they will somehow be inexplicably different.


     


    For us, it has always begun the same way: with an island. The bloodiest times in our history began in such a way: by an assault from an enemy on an island under our protection. But we always prevail and our enemy always regrets his hasty attack. As was told Joshua, “Be strong and courageous, for the LORD your God is with you”. It is time we remember our roots.


     


     


    -Blogbat


     


     


    *The Black Book of Communism, Harvard University Press. Courtois, Werht, Panné, Paczkowski, Bartosek, Margolin


     


    **Voice of the Martyrs (http://www.persecution.com)


     


    As an aside, I wanted to mention to the reader an interesting item of note I have discovered upon writing the various articles and headlines you see here on my Xanga page. The interesting item is the curious fact that for some reason Xanga will ignore all formatting for words such as China, the US, United States, Soviet Union, Clinton, the word "island", Iraq, Syria, Lybia as well as many other names of interesting nations, places or persons. Blogbat has found a workaround (that involves painstakingly reformating each word one at a time) but nonetheless Blogbat finds this well, interesting.


     


    ...Issues

  • Garden Journal Special Edition

    HAPPY NEW YEAR 2004!

    …Brought to you by the BlogCam™ Pix-n-Flix hidden photo and video digicam

    (The
    BlogCam is a hidden camera Blogbat uses from time to time. At some
    point, I may be able to upload these directly to Xanga or another site
    in real time, so stay tuned. Not all shots are neccesarily taken by
    Blogbat)

     

    Twas
    quite a holiday for the ‘ol Blogbat, who visited friends and family far
    and wide and even somehow got stuck in Arkansas for a day. And not just
    any metropolis in this bustling state, but the busy college town of
    Brinkley (dripping with sarcasm).

     

    But
    not to worry, the local hayseeds were in plentiful amount and ready to
    save the day. It was of course greatly comforting to be able to call
    AAA when one of the belts and a related part gave up the ghost.

     

     

    So
    a Mr. McBride (a local Baptist minister) of AAA (his address is in the
    phone book) shows up and confirms my fears, but offers to quickly fix
    my car so that I can be off again the next day. I agree and find a room
    for Dogbat and me at the el-cheapo (but locally VERY fancy) Super8
    hotel across the way. The next day Arrives, no car. So rent a car to
    complete my trip on Christmas day with the comforting assurances my car
    will be fixed as soon as Christmas is over and the parts can be
    over-nighted. Of course, Mr McBride became more and more dodgy over the
    phone, appearing irritated when we called at scheduled times to get
    updates on his progress. When we finally called the place he was to
    order the part from and discovered it had not been sent (this was on
    the 29th) I decided this cat had run out of lives and
    McBride was McDone! So, I rented a trailer to tow my poor car back to
    my stomping grounds of relative civilization here in
    Nashville.

     

    But
    to my dismay upon arriving in McCrimesville I found that not
    only was my car waiting for me in a muddy lot with engine parts on the
    bare leather seats (and smelling dandy, too) along with dirt all over
    the floor, but this character wanted to charge me for keeping the car
    there even though he never said he would do this in spite of the fact I
    asked on numerous occasions what charges I could expect. Needless to
    say, this did not stop his lovely and graceful wife from brazenly
    asserting that they did not tell me there were these costs because I
    did not ask. He also wanted to charge me for taking the engine parts
    out and making his diagnosis (the latter which he made on site
    Christmas Eve as part of the original AAA call---for which he is paid
    by AAA). The total price he wanted to charge me was more than what I
    was charged to actually get it fixed elsewhere- parts included. 

    <>  

    Naturally,
    Blogbat made a heck of a lot of noise about it both to him and to AAA.
    In the end, he finally realized he wasn’t going to goose me and I drug
    my car home where it was worked on and fixed in about three hours
    total. Hey, maybe I can have him featured on the Budweiser commercial
    spotlighting “Real American Zeros”!  Naa, I'll just let the Better Business Bureau and the Arkansas Attorney General pass the good word on to Bud

     

    Here are some other worthy shots from the holiday scrapbook...

     

    If you ever get stuck in Brinkley, Arkansas, watch out for this vulture

     

    Dogbat had a few things to say to the folks at McBride, too

     

    But for the most part, the trip was pleasant and Dogbat did what he does best

     

     

    Speaking of train wrecks in Arkansas, apparently someone had a little difficulty discerning the “Welcome to Arkansas” sign from the foam firemen put down to slow the progress of bumpy, firey aircraft landings...

     

    Yes, you can’t really see it, but that is…er…was a somewhat large road sign

     

     

    It was good to get back to Tennessee,
    as well as have my convertible back. I will be sending my
    recommendations to Army HQ that they transfer all live fire exercises
    from their location on the beaches of
    Puerto Rico to the more provincial spot of Brinkley, Arkansas. Sure, Arkansas State is there, but honestly, can’t kids learn to read at one of any thousands of sylvan learning centers across the country?

     

    All
    in all however, Blogbat had the time of his life this year. And the New
    Years festivities were no exception. Though the long drive to the
    remote lodge where hundreds of friends and acquaintances were gathered
    was a bit blah, the party was spectacular (even if also the
    overabundance of quiche and the under abundance of good parking were
    not. And I am only commenting on the presence of quiche since it is
    widely known that real men in fact do not eat quiche, and so its
    presence was, as is the case for all, er, most  men,  unsettling.
    Yet again, it also was a source of energy for the girls I danced
    with…and it is a healthy snack, or so I am told). So perhaps it was
    merely the parking and the length of the journey I was at odds with. At
    any rate, it wasn’t New Years at Big Ben this year, but it was a lot of
    fun.

     

     

    Hope you had a safe celebration

     

    -Blogbat

     

     

     

     

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