January 25, 2004


  • Good orbit, sports fans!


     


    THIS IS AN OFFICIAL BLOGBAT SUPPLIMENT (Wow, aren’t you lucky)


     


    And here folks, for your sheer pleasure (and practical use, if voting in the Democratic primary) is the… 


     


     OFFICIAL Blogbat “Who would they be” Historical Personality 2004 Democrat Presidential Nomination Race Candidate Assessment Demystifier Exercise!!!


     


               


            John Kerry                               French Politician


    This because of his low-key “euro-politico” manner and hairstyle…not to mention his socialist leanings.



     



               


         Howard Dean                                 Adolf Hitler


    One word: ARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHEE!!



     



       


            Wesley “Buttercup” Clark                             Julius Caesar


    Former military leader of questionable moral character. Untrusted by his military colleagues. Seeks to become America’s first Emperor. He will abuse the patriot act, taking away our freedoms and send us forth to the glories of Rome!



     



                


        John Edwards                         Senator of North Carolina


    Reminiscent of the Senator of North Carolina, John Edwards, he would attempt to solve the national problems of the railroad, urban sprawl, and county water bills.



     



                    


           Joe Lieberman                                          Yoda


    He’s short, losing his hair and a sage. Respected by Blogbat he is.


     


     


    And there you have it.



    -Blogbat



     


    OKAY! So sticking to my day job: Here’s some of what went down today…


     


    1. Got a Starbuck’s Frap


    2. Let the dog out. (yes, I did it, “woof, woof woof”) 


    3. Went to Work


    4. Came Home


    5. Began this blog


    6.Here I am, wasn’t that fun?


     


    *special appearence by YodBat


     


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Comments (6)

  • Re: your comments on my blog about Clark

    Yep…that’s what I’ve been thinking too. I don’t want a candidate who changes his mind so swiftly on such strong issues especially. We already had that with Clinton.

  • Yup, we don’t really have much of a choice there do we?!

    Makes me wish for something else.  Dunno what, but it doesn’t look good at all.

  • This is, I agree a very lacking field. Most notably lacking in areas which traditionally have been addressed with prescribed medication, perhaps with the one most noticeable exception of Joe Lieberman. While still unelectable, Joe at least seems honest and healthy, not to mention a bit wiser after the turn Mr. Gore Jr. gave to him. It was a sad disappointment however that Hillary did not run. I think she by far would have been the most entertaining candidate. I would have sincerely wished to see her version of the “AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHE!” And it is not just this, but with respect to this blog, it would have been fun to have included her. I had the Wicked Witch of the West all ready to go.

  • oh I love it when you get political!! I am so upset that I will have to be voting for the lesser of 4 evils this election and go with the man who has his hands in all the cookie jars   :frown: :frustrated:

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