September 30, 2003
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LOREM IPSUM
Since I didn’t have time to write about anything noteworthy or reply with any clear conscience to any of the other fine blogs out there today, here is something just to help you through this difficult time. I guess you can describe Blogbat as Sean Hannity meets Dr. Laura meets Matt Drudge and today meets Ben Stein. Today, it’s been Stein to the brim, baby. Cheers!
For everyone whose week is sort of like mine, bonus picture to prove this isn’t just a copy of a blog from 21 days ago…
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Bonus ad hoc ad-stuff at end of blog
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Onstar: “Hello how can we help you?”
Subscriber: “Hello Onstar? I was just hit by a nuclear bomb and…”
Onstar: “Is everyone in your car okay?”
Subscriber: Billy’s sunglasses are melted and Sarah’s losing her hair, but I think we’re alright.”
Onstar: “Is there any damage to your vehicle?”
Subscriber: I think we got a dent. I’m not sure if we need to wait here where it happened so we can get a police report for the insurance company or not.”
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LOREM IPSUM
Comments (2)
I love the picture of the cat chasing the deer. *cackle* :bigbounce:
ANd great Onstar call! Woo! :innocent:
Thanks for giving me giggles.