July 28, 2004

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    Day Two: “Conventional” Wisdom from the Blogbatosphere

     

     

    Day two of the Democrat dreamcast as they continue their quest to put two Johns into the White House this time, whereas last time around they only put one in. Reminiscent of the Soccer crowds in Mexico a few months ago who chanted “Osama, Osama, Osama”
    as the American athletes fielded for play, the Democrat delegates
    seemed to whip themselves into a frothy frenzy as they burned
    effigies of President Bush and the American and Israeli flags on the
    floor of the convention hall before the Fire Marshal (who will be
    sued later) put the kibosh on it all. The chanting continued for awhile
    though, as participants seemed fully aware of what they would be
    getting once John Kerry stepped into the now
    four-years-sanitary-and-running Oval Office.

     

    Among
    the more important speeches tonight were ones by a particular
    press-fondled Democrat Illinois Senate candidate. That highlight came
    when candidate Barack Obama spoke before the adoring menge in Boston
    tonight. Judging by the extraordinary hard-ball politics played by the
    Party against his opponents this year, it would appear Obama is to be
    the anointed one for future glory. Pundits, of course agreed. Peter
    Jennings did more than agree, but I won’t go into discussing what he
    might have framed in his WC in this blog. Naturally, there were
    comparisons to Bill Clinton from all quarters, but I still find it
    difficult to wrap my teeth around “Slick-Barack”. Some say both he and
    Tennessee Congressman Harold Ford Jr. (friend of the Memphis, Tennessee
    branch of the Blogbat fam.) is the other contender for future
    knighthood. Still, Republicans will likely think that either one is
    “Baracking” up the wrong tree.

     

    The next special guest star of “The Munster’s” was none other than Ron Reagan Jr., son of the Great One.
    Former President Jimmy Carter and Veep Walter Mondale were seen
    convulsing in the back about this time. I found Ron’s time at the
    lectern especially interesting because two things. First, there
    was the obviously awkward chemistry in the auditorium. You know,
    that feeling you get when you walk into the washroom to find it
    occupied? One could hear the folks on the convention
    floor thinking, “okay, he’s not Ronald Reagan, must not recoil and
    hiss.” Amazingly, even while they inherently knew history had been
    whitewashed and revised in every public school, college and library,
    which allowed them to tell anyone they wanted that Jimmy Carter was a
    foreign policy genius, they still remembered, and it was
    not a good taste at all for these vermin. It was the best part of the
    festivities tonight though to watch this gun-shy group of partisans
    squirm in their seats at the sheer memory of it all.

     

     

    Even
    as Ron discussed a topic which Libs hope is their holy vindication for
    prenatal-infanticide, stem-cell research, you could tell they all still
    had one hand on their shotguns. Which brings me to my second reason for
    finding the time during this speech especially interesting. Not
    gun-control, but science and human rights. Ron, of course is sincere,
    just misinformed and he allows his rhetoric to be both unnecessarily
    divisive and hateful in his grief for his father’s passing. During his
    speech, Ron told the Dems, “Theology of a few cannot interfere
    with the health and well-being of the many.”  The
    problem with this however (and I will likewise chide the knee-jerkers
    on the other side of the issue) is that it is a false-dilemma- there
    shouldn’t be a problem here at all (The Democrats on the floor
    applauded his statement haltingly however due to its foreign policy
    implications, if applied in that manner). Of course, Ron wishes to
    focus on embryos (fertilized eggs) as the way, the truth and the life.
    But, the same stem-cells are available in umbilical cords (which seem
    to not be running out any time soon) and can be derived also from
    miscarried babies. The Libs however want their political salvation and
    they know time is runnining short on the “logic” behind Row (thanks to
    science), as it was with the “logic” behind slavery in the 19th century, and the flat-earth thing.

     

     

     

    Somewhere in the course of the night’s events, Howard the Dean spoke, but his utterances are no longer any fun. Howard of course missed his calling, I am convinced. He should have been the next Steve Martin. Howie, you blew it.

     

    Last
    but not lacking in international salutations, was the catsup lady,
    dressed as if she had personally just fallen out of the bottle. It
    was the DNC’s hope that this red genie, Teresa Heinz Kerry would pour
    herself out to her unfamiliar audience and thus guarantee her husband,
    who has started to get lodged again in the polls, the chance
    to catch-up.
     

     

    Teresa Heind-end Kerry, who often seemed to have the look deep in her eyes of a Fidel Castro, was born in Mozambique, a Communist totalitarian regime in Africa. When she was ready to take on University, she moved to South Africa
    where she studied a bit and protested a bunch ostensibly against
    Apartheid. Sounds humanitarian so far, except for that part where the
    crowd she ran with was the Nelson Mandela crowd. By the way, for those
    of you who aren’t familiar with the South African politics of the time,
    there were plenty of groups against Apartheid other than Mandela’s
    (which was a known Leftist Front group). Unfortunately
    for those who were not on the Mandela track, there was a tendency to
    encounter what some might say was a ruthless form of death called
    “necklacing”. This is where old tires are stacked around your body all
    the way above your head, doused in petrol and set ablaze- one of Winnie
    (Nelson’s wife) Mandela’s favorite tricks was this very thing. I guess
    nostalgia is why Teresa likes the Ruckus so much.

     

     

    During
    Teresa’s speech, we were given two shots of Hillary in the audience at
    applause points and neither shot showed her very happy at all. In fact,
    she seemed to be seething. If looks could kill, JK would be a
    widower.

     

    Teresa’s
    major political highlights came when she started in on the topic of
    equality for women and then ended her speech. On the former,
    she mentioned the fact that around the world today women’s voices
    have been “both excluded and discouraged,” which in many countries
    is rather true. Yet to my surprise there was no talk of the women
    now liberated in Afghanistan. I wonder why.

     

    After Teresa spoke, an Indian chief from a reservation in Arizona addressed
    the flock via satellite. His reservation runs along the
    US-Mexican border. The man uttered what I for the first time from
    either party have heard on the topic of border-control and Homeland
    Security, coherently mentioned in the same sentence. In fact it is the
    first expression of any reservations whatsoever against the
    current open-throttle-border policy. The Dem’s must be wagering they
    will get a pass from Leftist groups and CNN for this shameless appeal
    to what they consider the “bubba” vote.

     

    Lastly, we heard a benediction by Islamic claric Imam Yahya Hendi (no, he doesn’t play the cello or have a sisterhood), from Georgetown University. Yahya read to us out of the Quran and then prayed to Allah.

     

     

     

     

     

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Comments (3)

  • Thanks for the rundown of the events.  I caught parts but not all.  One part I DID catch was the speech by Teresa.  I had to stop what I was doing so I could listen fully to her words.  I still don’t understand why she was allowed to speak.  Her most signifcant point was that SHE was smart enough to select Mr. Kerry as her husband.  She also made the point that she likes him.  She seemed obsessed with the fact that women who speak out are called opinionated and not given the credit they are due.  And yet SHE was talking to the NATION.  Seems to me that women in America have made a great deal of progress and that the only one in the room that wanted Teresa to be quiet was a woman (Hillary Clinton).  It might have been balanced of Teresa to thank President Bush for giving women in totalitarian nations the chance to gain their voice and to speak out.  Guess she wasn’t feeling that sense of balance last night.  Oh well, she probably can’t remember today what she said last night anyway.  I mean, she said just a few days ago that some of what is happening during the campaign is “un-American” and yet couldn’t recall that even a few minutes later. 

    Anyway, thanks for the entry.

  • I dont know if I am ready to move to a desserted island somewhere or straight to the heart of Jerusalem but depending on the results of this election, I might be going somewhere. :scuse_me?:

  • Hillary probably leaked the NASA Easter Bunny photos

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