July 25, 2004

• Top 3 Guesses for Now by Blogbat…

   

  I thought I might throw out a few random predictions, if I may go off topic for awhile:

   

  1.
  Republicans may be giving the Dems a “protesting” advantage this
  convention cycle. There appears to be nothing in the works similar to
  the “cage” which will be used to house protestors during the Dem Convention in Boston this year.
  Dems will no doubt try use the “protesting” differential given that
  hides anti-dem protesters in cages difficult for the media to see to
  their advantage, since the only media-friendly protestors this year
  will be our fine pro-cruelty to animals friends, The Ruckus,
  who will be protesting the Republican convention in New York next
  month. Any Republican strategist reading this blog needs to get their legal team in gear to make sure The Ruckus gets put in “storage” too.

   

  2.
  Police find Lori Kay Hacking actually took the whacking from her
  adopted mum Thelma Soares, whom we later discover was involved in a
  sick affair with son in law Mark,
  the grad-poser. Mark, we will find used his access to the mental
  hospital where he worked (and now plays) to procure some of the items
  needed.

   

  3. 9^th
  “Circus” Court that Appalls rules that owners of cars with
  “Bush-Cheney” bumper stickers are engaged in hate speech, and as such
  anyone wishing to vandalize the stickers, the cars or assail the owners
  cannot be held responsible for his actions. Well, okay, maybe I was
  just a little too imaginative there. But it’s the 9^th
  “Circus” after all. Maybe they’ll just rule this November that national
  elections are inherently unfair because they involve the will of the
  majority and therefore cannot henceforth be seen as constitutional,
  particularly in light of manifold World Court and other important precedents set forth in Libya and North Korea. The 9^th: Proof there may really be a Frankenstein. Well okay, an Al Frankenstein. Or was that an Al Gorelickfrankenstein-Berger. With pickles…  

   

  Have a nice weekend.

   

  p.s. Remember kids, this was just for fun; I’m not putting any money on these, so if you do, I can’t be held responsible.

   

  Bye now.

   

   

  

   

   

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