Month: April 2004

  • "EDJUMAKATE" ME, weekend edition

     

    Today, the truth about MoveOn.org...

     

    I
    really don't typically have much space to dedicate on my site to
    news relating to activist groups and other such inner-workings of
    elections. Candidates, yes. Issues and ideas, indeed. But activist
    groups and the like; too much like the Jerry Springer show for my
    tastes. The exception comes when these groups cross the line of
    activism and begin to do things which are universally wrong (such as
    trying to mimic the whole Hitler-Youth movement thing the Germans did
    by indoctrinating innocent little kids against their parents' wishes
    and creating little armies out of them or aligning themselves with
    national mortal enemies- such as al Queda- during wartime). When that
    line is crossed, Blogbat chimes in on them. Why? Because Blogbat does
    not stand for or tolerate traitors or fascists (especially hypocritical
    ones) and neither should you. And knowledge is power...

     

    So Blogbat has compiled a quick primer to get you up to speed on what groups like MoveOn.org are doing.

     

    By the way, if you want to tell MoveOn.org what you think about their unacceptible behavior which endangers our troops and our children, here’s how you can do just that:

     

    Phone number is 510-524-6100

    E-mail addresses are Press@moveon.org, info@moveon.org, info@moveonpac.org, wboyd@moveon.org, and doug@moveonpac.org

     

     

    Brainwashing Preschool Peaceniks

    How
    pre-school teachers are using MoveOn.org literature to indoctrinate
    your children and enlist little ones into leftist letter-writing
    campaigns

     

    Bin Laden Mimics MoveOn.org?

    Recent Bin Laden tape shockingly mimics MoveOn.org and other Dem Talking Points...point for point

     

    MoveOn.org, Others Cited as Front-Group for Illegal Democrat Soft Money Meant to Alter Election

     

    Kerry's Supporters Spend as Much as Bush's Campaign…but secretly

    Moveon.org and others cited by Washington Post as reason

     

     

    -Blogbat

     

     

     

    "EDJUMAKATE" ME, weekend edition

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    Blogbats Newseye Updated 12:02 (18:02 UTC)- Latest Blog 22.April.2004


     


    SHOCKING VIDEO: Stormtroopers' Rape of Human Rights in China


    - Read related article by Blogbat


     


    SHOT OF THE DAY


     


    Fresh Sighting...





     










     


    This strange sighting just came in...it is theorized this may be an actual unaltered picture of Dogbat! Details as they become available...  


     


    - by BlogCam™


     


     


     


    "Our democracy is a farce; it is not the best in the world." – John Kerry


    ...comparing the U.S. with the communists in Viet-nam. Still refuses to recant


     


     



    Kerry anti-SUV?


     


    For you, sí...


     


    ...for him nooooooo


     


     


     


     


     


     


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    Election Mania!


    Check out Blogbat's Democrat Candidate Demystifier Tool



      


     


     



    OPINION & REVIEWS


     


    BLOGBAT OPINES...


     


    21.04.04 Issues Report - History Version 1.2. Is revisionist history making a comeback tomorrow yesterday?


     



    27.03.04 Issues Report - Making War with Lilliputians (and other giants)


    30.03.04 Follow up after Blogbat's revelations about Libya became public and addressed by IAEA just three days after the Blogbat Article


     


    22.04.04 Notes from the Garden Journal - Death to Accordions (well most of them)


     


    18.04.04 DAILY POO Blogbat talks about Camel Spiders and other desert obscurities


     


    04.04.04 Funnies- Humour Blogbat style


    06.02.04 More Funnies


    04.04.04 More Funnies...Again!


     


    Blogbat reviews the new Battlestar Galactica miniseries incarnation on the Sci-Fi Network ... More Blogbat reviews


     


     


    COMMENTARY: 15 Things I Don't Understand about the Mideast Peace Process
    by Rabbi Ephraim Shore, Aish.com  (props to Mishlei who first posted this)


     


     


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  • 22 April


    Just what I like on my ice cream...





     









     


    This picture taken in a Marble Slab ice cream joint. Not sure if they had mispelled the nice way of saying "piss-ants" or not, but I wonder if I have the choice to get my pe-ants with or without legs.


     


     



  •    Notes From the


    Garden Journal


     


     


    Death to Accordions (well most of them)


     


    This evening I want to talk about an experience I had recently. Not too long ago a friend and I were walking out of a restaurant after some fine roadkill. Okay, it wasn't roadkill. As we were walking to our cars there suddenly began this strange, hauntingly hokey noise coming from somewhere--- and everywhere. Beginning faintly, this noise began to grow louder and clearer, seemingly omnipresent in its hellish echo as it gaily bounced off of buildings with vocals that carried like the faint death-rattle yodels of an old country singer or perhaps even the Ricola man. Eventually the source of the sound reminiscent of the film Mars Attacks emerged into view with the punctuation of an ambulance,  the sounds finally coming together somewhat intelligibly enough for us to realize the altogether sad, sad truth; it was another case of a helpless soul going by on the street playing obnoxiously loud accordion music. Someone...who needed help ("I see accordion music people...they're everywhere...they don't even know that they're killing us with laughter"). Let’s be honest, this music is gay, okay folks. I’m usually not so direct, but I think the public sanity is at stake here. But I’ll explain why I think this and who the guilty parties are.


     


    So you’re driving along and come to a stop light. Someone pulls up next to you. It is a sleak, fast new sports car, in which the driver is wearing a designer Italian shirt and dark shades. The essence of coolness... until you start hearing a noise… this sound coming around you…where is it coming from? You suddenly have flashbacks of the Fajitas you had for lunch and begin to wonder if maybe they were tainted until you realize that sound... is a style of music called Tejano or Latino (a traditional style of Mexican music with b-movie pop music undertones and a Country & Western beat), and it's emanating awkwardly like an albatross from the stylish sports car next to you. So, I know what you guys are thinking- and it’s sad we can’t even be music critics anymore without offending the culture-fascists. So before some of you get your feathers ruffled, you ought to frankly know these sentiments also apply to that excruciatingly cheesy Italian and Greek "wedding music," as well as the Yugoslav and German "beer-polka" music “styles” out there. We uhm...just don't run into quite as many Yugoslavs in Texas for some reason (nevermind they aren't even called that anymore)...maybe we should get a federal grant and look into why that is and try to change it for the sake of fairness... 


     


    Now it should be noted that the accordion is the fault of the Germans. Invented in Berlin and later refined in Vienna as we now know it (and have come to love it) by a fellow by the name of Cyril Demian, who was the first to patent it back in 1829 (one hundred years before the American stock market crash -coincidence?). It was further refined later and in 1850 the piano accordion came into existence, much to the chagrin of serious music aficionados everywhere. Blogbat is 1/2 German, so I think I'm being fair here. The apparent dirty little secret out there is that really the only style of music ever to reasonably make good use of the accordion since the creation of the instrument is the French. Well okay, so the Cajuns did something fun with it too, but there again you have the French behind the whole affair. And you know I haven't had too many good things to say about the French of late, so again you can see I'm pretty fair. The French do do two things fairly well in addition to certain beverages and cheeses: they mastered the accordion (now that’s a goal) and they can get away with actually expecting people in their country to speak the language, something we for some reason are no longer afforded here. (My grandparents learned it- I even hear folks speak English in Katmandu Nepal, so what's the problem?).


     


    Here's my final word on this (it's really a plea from all that is sane in the world): if any of you Tejano and Beer-Barrel Polka fans (you know who you are, ja!) happen to be reading this, please do one thing for the Blogbat (you know, because you luv him n stuff): don't rush out and buy a 1500$US stereo system for your car and blast your music in public. 1. The girls aren't impressed. Any attention you get from them is purely out of sympathy. 2. You just look to everybody like a complete idiot. In fact, it really reminds us of something akin to Peewee Herman in a sports car. I am telling you this because Blogbat cares: you are only two steps away from coke bottle glasses, dark socks and plaid shorts my friend! Now granted, I'm sure a few of you just dig the accordion and that's okay- some people actually go to Weird Al concerts, too. But if you must Accordion, all I ask is that you accordion responsibly. Put on some romantic French dinner music or... try some wild Cajun! Sure Zydeco may not be trippy hipness party music (neither exactly is Tejano or the "ja-ja-fräulein" Beer music). In fact it’s probably more like- at home with the old farts, the family already plastered sittin' by the bayou- music, but at least it’s usually sans les chanteurs and let’s be honest; it brings images of blackened shrimpies to mind. Git soma dat an some rice! Now isn’t that a good thing? Go ahead, admit it!  But remember kids, French or Cajun are no better than the other accordion styles in terms of viability when publicly broadcasted from your car if hipness is your statement. Of course, if common courtesy is your statement, then no style of music would be viable when broadcast in such a manner. Just a word to the wise


     


    -Blogbat


     


     









    Notes from the Garden Journal



     


     


  • ISSUES


     



    note: if you can't see the above image, click here


     


    Revise and Hush. See no evil, hear no evil. E.g. when they came for the neighbor on my left, I did nothing. When they came for the neighbor on my right, I did nothing. When they came for me no one was left to help me. Recent news has seemed to really spotlight the danger of censoring the truly evil things that are being done or have been done throughout the world. To truly have any conviction about the evil we are fighting, we need to know what that kind of evil is all about. This is where the danger of both revisionist history and whitewashing of current events come in. We saw it (or rather didn’t see it) in Fallujah with the four American contractors burned and dragged through the streets and whose pieces were then hung from a bridge as the perpetrators celebrated in the morbid style of their cousins the so-called Palestinians.


     


    According to a report by Fox News' Anita Vogel, Google was recently fingered for not removing an anti-Semitic link that wound up at the top of a list of search results for the word “Jew”. Google  tried to explain it all with this:


     


    "Google said it found "Jew Watch" offensive, but had no plans to remove it. Company executives said their search-result ranking system is based on complex mathematical formulas, and that results are never manipulated by Google."


     


    Sounds like USAA, my auto insurance company (at least for now).


     


    So we know that is a lot of manure that Google is feeding us on that point. Instead, they should have pointed out that this should be noted by all as a symptom of a troubling trend in our world today and that we had better wake up to it. Anti-Semitism is on the rise and we need to know it is or folks will wind up like they did the last time it was fashionable to put our heads in the sand.


     


    Of course Google can't be blamed for their spinelessness; it is the mode du jour, after all. And then you have Microsoft at the other extreme which suddenly had an attack of sensitivity after all this time, wanting to remove a few fonts from our computers because it was found to contain offensive symbols and they wished to remove them in what really has become the first real instance of the PC police literally reaching into personal computers and altering files deemed by them too offensive for the average person to even have or look at (and as usual, they go after the symbolic). Forget the occasional content on their own MSN site which might offend large groups of people...or those people who used to work for all those small companies who had their intellectual property basically stolen by Microsoft as it gobbled them up like hapless worms. So Microsoft decided to get rid of the swastikas in one of their fonts residing on millions of their customers' computers. And for good measure (I suppose to not offend the Islamo-fascists) removed the Stars of David from that font as well. I must say I oppose actions such as the removal of those font-embedded characters (and any other symbols). For the same reason I would oppose any similarly symbolic (pardon the pun) deeds. Despite the beneficial side affect that it shows Microsoft and other PC-Tree hugging companies and individuals for the dolts they are, with regard to the NAZI symbols, the down side of removing every vestage of the evil we conqured throughout history is that these Swastikas are a part of that history we must not forget. Ever. What is it that the human race said after the horrors of NAZI Germany were exposed to the world? We all said, "Never again". Never forget the very face of evil, the feeling of that era, that time. If we forget, we will not see the warning signs next time, and we will become too proud to think it could ever happen again. For history to benefit anyone it must include both the heroes and the villains, otherwise why even discuss the heroes when the heroes look as if they were merely beating the air? It makes such a conflict when viewed though those goggles (or Google, if you wish)both senseless and stupid. When your child asks, "what is evil?" are you going to say, “it’s just bad, trust me” or are you going to point to them an example so it sinks in deep and they too come to the realization for another generation that evil is not a good thing to tolerate, ever. 


     


    I was recently at a famous Civil War museum in the South in which they obviously had spent quite a large bit of money with gorgeous murals, souvenirs and literature. There was only one problem. Nowhere in the literature (and scarcely found anywhere else) was there any indication that the battle to save the Union ever had an opponent. There was scarce representation of the word "Confederacy" or images of Confederate flags or even Confederate soldiers. Now, the North won the war and slaves were freed, which is a good thing. But tell me how it is good? If I am a 12 year old in this museum, I want you to show me. Or else I'm thinking it was some strange affair about soldiers in blue fighting other soldiers in blue with the exact same flag, leaving me at best confused- and since I feel like I can't find out what this is all about in a museum dedicated to the subject matter, forget about it, I didn't want to know in the first place. So any lesson to be learned about human value is out the window. I can hear the kid saying now, “So am I supposed to take your  word for it? Why are you afraid to show me then?”


     


    When we practice revisionist history to eliminate our foes retroactively, we deprive ourselves of what we learned from that chapter in our history. Because of this, much like the fool who burns his hands on hot coals and chooses to forget about the experience and then burns himself again, we are doomed ourselves to repeat the chapter. Those who believe we can hide from our history are the same who believe that history just happens and is not brought about and thus, they are a danger to us all.


     


    While it goes without saying the "Jew Watch" links in Google are to a terrible and evil site, let us always count the blessing of being reminded in sufficient time just what it was we put down in World War II. Stories of NAZI Germany’s evils weren't just a bunch of unsupported propaganda assertions for our side about the character of the NAZI. We really had a reason to fight. The NAZIs were the personification of Evil, as the Anti-Semitic link reminds us. I do support having the link to the site blocked from younger eyes though, which can be actualized when you use Google's family-friendly "SafeSearch" search filter with the option set for “strict filtering”, because not all ages are ready to be exposed to this depth of depravity. When set, this setting does prevent the “Jew Watch” site from being listed. But otherwise I say let the link remain. It tells us there is yet work to be done and we’d better wake up to it.


     


    -Blogbat


     


    ISSUES


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    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets Pooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


     


    Hey, I know it’s been awhile, but Blogbat has been, as they say in Engrish, vely vely busy.  My time on the web has been confined to creating a web presence for a new venture with which I have joined forces. Naturally, between this and time spent at stylish outdoor cafés in Highland Park waiting on colleagues, it has been a busy ordeal. I shall not even enter into bemoaning the many trials by the pool which must be suffered on a daily basis these days. Not that things such as the matter of slain CIA spook Mike Spann and the common practices of uprisings from Mazar-e Sharif to Fallujah after the apparent subjugation of enemy combatants has ever grown dim in our rearview mirrors. In terms of this, it always continues to be of interest to me, because these events should not necessarily come as any surprise for those who are equally in tune with the schemes and natural tunings of their enemies, as they are with their own pre-drawn playbooks, even as truly well drawn as they have been.


     


    I know I promised a few weeks ago a revealing and engrossing spiel (spiel was my word exactly) on all things Bin Laden, but my timing was off and I need to wait until all or more of my ducks are in a row if you will. It is a messy kind of bird though. Kind of tangly, the whole bin Laden affair, and I have heard that I sometimes can be a bit of a bull in a china shop at times, so I’m sitting on my observations there for a bit until I know the best way with which to discuss the various complexities at play in this. I do appreciate the insights given by a Ukrainian friend recently, though. I know it is a letdown for the kind reader, as it was made more than plain to me by the ensuing spike in traffic during the period of my past few blogs thereafter followed by a just as sudden drop of the same which indicated to me there was at least some anticipation there, unrequited, if you will. My site had a lot of interest particularly after the whole Libya process where I spilled the beans about their intentions to pass nuclear technology on to other parties, rather than use it, two days before news of this hit the front pages. I really have had a love-hate relationship with such things for some time. Not the Libya thing, rather the lack of surprise to it. With a lot of things It’s a little like watching a video of mice in a maze…that you’ve seen before. I would say this is largely because people always telegraph to you what they are really all about; we just sometimes don’t want to acknowledge it. Some are loud, some are subtle, all telegraph. It’s hard-wired. I suppose that's it in most cases.


     


    But enough for human affairs for this blog. One of the things recently which has captivated my interest has been a strange little desert bug called the Camel Spider or the proper family name, solifugae (which sounds like a bad Engrish sentence. For example, “sol-if-you-gay, you supposed go find gay lestelaunt downtown for yuh flied lice”). Not that I don’t have a life, but sometimes the weirder aspects of science really attract my attention. Sort of like the creature known as John Kerry. With an overbite to rival that of Hillary Clinton's, the Solifugae, while neither spiders nor (dare I point this out) camels, are actually a type of crusties which scurry about at upwards of 10mph and are found lurking about at night in the middle-east as well as wandering into its place of public prominence vis-à-vis the Iraq war. But he has cousins closer to home, too. In fact, he collects bug-welfare cheques in the sands of the great state of Nevada (“great,” is of course loosely defined here. Nevada, where the motto is, “Hey, at least we aren’t California!”). But the camel spider is something different in that unlike his cousins the spider and the scorpion, the solifugae do not trade in chemical or high-tech weapons. They rather overpower their adversaries with the brute force of their huge chompers (Hint to Mr. Rumsfeld who is slowly coming around to this, I hear). The site to which I have provided a link above also has a link to some vely intelesting video of these tenacious teethers.


     


    -Blogbat


     


     


    OKAY! So sticking to my day job: Here's some of what went down today...


     


    1. Got a Starbuck's Frap


    2. Let the dog out. (yes, I did it, "woof, woof woof") 


    3. Picked up relative visiting from Florida


    4. Came Home


    5. Visited and had dinner and visited some more


    6. Let the dog out yet again (because I care...about my carpet). (yes, I did it, "woof, woof woof") 


    7. Began this blog


    8.Here I am, wasn't that fun?


     


     


     


     


     


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  • Some holiday humour from Blogbat’s mind that appears to have had too little to do on this, the coolest 23-hour date this century: 04.04.04 (I had to mark the occasion with a post). Blogbat returns to serious writing shortly…Osama will still be there in his hole like most bearded invertebrates.

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