August 21, 2003
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The daily Poo
“Look stimpy! eet's Poooooo!”
Well, well, well, folks. The past 24 hours have certainly been a lovely ride on the good-ship stomach flu. No, actually, it wasn't the flu (but thanks for asking). From the forensics and lab analysis (hyperbole) it seems to step back to a time early yesterday afternoon shortly after I had decided to go "postal" on several arachnid illegal aliens (spiders) living off the dole on my front porch.
After living in angst over being assailed by one of the webbed illegals, I decided on a RAID: I picked the one for roaches and spiders...
All went well, at first. I sent 7 or 8 home to live in the clouds shaped like happy little egg sacks. But then, just as I was going in the door to escape the fumes, I sucked some in. I coughed a bit and felt kinda weird, but returned to my daily work. A few hours later however, I began to sing a different song from the diaphram. It became a regular "earworm" until some time this morning.
It was truly weird. I can't say I have been sick like this --ever-- and at the same time been hungry--STARVING-- for a weird assortment of fried foods. For now, chicken broth will do just fine though.
Okay, here's some of what went down today
1. Slept.
2. Let the dog out. (yes, I did it, "woof, woof woof")
3. Slept.
4. *ahem*
5. Slept.
6. Slept.
7. Typed this to protect my sanity.
There is more... but why further humiliate the Star Wars Kid?
Comments (2)
Years of snifing ant killer and I never had a problem, hmm. What brand are you using?
Man, I had seen the SWK briefly a few times but payed not much attention. After going to that link and reading the history of it I was drawn in a bit more. Yes I too was just like that. And yes, I too have a video of me and my best friend as teenagers coreographing our own Light Saber fights. I watched the 2.0 version and laughed my ass off. That is so cool, why couldnt something like that happen to me when I was younger?
I know. I mean, the cat's out of the bag, the kid could stand to make gobs of money and have babes hanging off his arms. Plus, it's for Star Wars stuff, which means he will be infused into the legend...not to mention a possible cameo with...Natalie Portman. Hey, the Kid is arguably a better actor than most on the set today.
At first I would have been embarassed, then I would have seen the opportunities as most apparently do.
As for the bug spray, it was Raid (as I mentioned in the blog...which makes me wonder about that ant killer of yours :p).
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